Aslan is way too into this sink.
I think Aslan might just be way too into everything. That sink, molesting the blanket…
(via pilly-bilgrim)

Aslan is way too into this sink.
I think Aslan might just be way too into everything. That sink, molesting the blanket…
(via pilly-bilgrim)
“There are other fish in the sea,” they say. Fuck you, I don’t want another fish; I don’t care how many there are.
yep.
adventure boy :)))))))
also.
MY NAME IS XANDER AND I’M SCARED OF SPEED.
“cider bacon orange juice freezers the log #YODA”
all things that remind of this weekend.
but also all things that remind me of good people who have good fun healthy-ish times together. soooooooo good.
sorry i’m just happy with life right now.
i just whispered “moo, bitch, moo” and no one was there to answer me and it’s sad.
real talk this weekend was amazing and i love friends and all the fun that comes with friends.
I have a really bad tendency to not remember to wish my friends for their birthday so here’s a video in which I wish every friend for every birthday
Is it your birthday? Will it be your birthday? Happy birthday. See, I’m a good friend
(Source: confusedtree)
I was so unprepared for that omg
(Source: videohall, via itsvondell)
the boy i REALLY like is messed up and can’t date me right now.
this other boy i am kinda starting to like is shorter than me.
i dunno which upsets me more.
Bb I’m shorter than you, does that matter?
i am pretty sure that we are the same height. if not, you are like a tiny little bit taller than me.
and anyway, we’re soulmates, height doesn’t matter with true love.
the boy i REALLY like is messed up and can’t date me right now.
this other boy i am kinda starting to like is shorter than me.
i dunno which upsets me more.
ALSO haha i really can’t complain about work not being fun because i pretty much got paired with the best co-manager a girl could ask for. like.
she’s amazing. and so like me minus hp and disney.
so at least i have a really good friend to open a store with?
also bestfriendleelee is going to work there?
so operation: gelato/coffee shop is actually great.
also i wanted an after work beer but all my beer was warm so i put one in the freezer and then got distracted so now i finally took it out and it’s all slushy and stuff.
yuck.
yet.
oh well.
i am SO stressed with interviews and facebook pages and overall opening of business duties that anything else is making things worse slash the stress is helping me forget it.
that’s not how i want to be. i’m glad for the work distraction and everything but i’d rather be distracted by like
fun stuff?
THANK GOD I MADE SURE I COULD TAKE ONE LAST AMAZING VACATION WITH SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE THAT EXIST IN MY WORLD.
any world actually.
thanks guys. seriously. counting down the days.
“i love michael aranda. like a whole lot. when i grow up, we’re not getting married, we’ll just be close friends.” thank you, dear 10 year old sister.
i’m a sly ghost.
SLENDERMAN?!
OH MY GOD I AM SLENDERMAN.