January 2012
121 posts
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via loveyourchaos)
heronqueenblues:
that’s the great part about boobs you know
they never lose their magic
I am as excited to see boobs now as I was when I was 12
that’s a joy that never fades
everets:
falling in love is just like snorting cocaine
adamusprime:
i just went to go get mexican food and when i came back there was a raccoon outside and i didn’t even care
i talked to it
i said “raccoon, this is seattle. this is not place for you. go live in the woods. you will be happier there.”
and then it ran away
i hope it went to the woods
it will be happier there
i have no way of knowing where it will go because raccoons cannot...
thegrainbelt-deactivated2012041 asked: spaghettios are beautiful
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I GOT TOO EXCITED AFTER THAT POST AND ATE THE 3 MEATBALLS I WAS SAVING TILL THE END IN ONE BITE.
I’M ALMOST CRYING ALL THE CRIES.
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i just ate some spaghetti-o’s.
the kind with the gross-yet-addictive meatballs.
yeah. that was delicious.
i felt so happy in those moments.
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I just felt quite clever whilst at work, talking to my buddy.
I called myself a “faux ho.” Because, you see, I pretend to be ho-ish, but it’s all a lie. Faux ho!! Brilliant, right?
I thought so as well, until my buddy says, “Oh no, honey, that’s just a cute word for a tease.”
…. Shit.
vondell-swain:
i’m starting a new hot air balloon business, but I might need some help getting it off the ground
adamusprime:
she sells seashells on the seashore
what a shitty place to sell seashells
you can get them for free literally feet from where she is selling them
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quiescent adolescent: thespacesamidlove: In an... →
thespacesamidlove:
In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the…
legitimately my favorite poem
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lightinthewoods:
cwentzel:
lightinthewoods:
i think this is peanut butter fudge
thank you yesterday me
I am starting to doubt our “only tipsy” diagnosis with this post haha
what? why? this is the most sober-sounding thing i’ve posted all night (this is how oliver writes i’m in love with oliver he’s having an influence on me)
dear god, e-dawg, I know Oliver is awesome and stuff but you...
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wait… evening is night, right?
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lightinthewoods:
i think this is peanut butter fudge
thank you yesterday me
I am starting to doubt our “only tipsy” diagnosis with this post haha
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pvlse:
to be honest I wouldn’t do shit for a klondike bar
I've never seen sex and the city but here I'll...
youngstero:
that brunette one: I haven’t had sex in SIX MONTHS!
they all look shocked
brunette: ugh I need a diet coke
the slutty old one: no honey, you need a diet COCK
“So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (Skrillex Remix)
“I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (Skrillex Remix)
youngstero:
look at me full of oatmeal full of courage out to conquer the day
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Me: They brought these stones from Wales.
Chelsea: Why whales be eatin rocks?
Me: ...
Me: ...Are you serious?
Chelsea: ...Wait, you mean the place, don't you?
Me: Oh my god, Chelsea.
“‘Everyone Poops in My Pants’ is a sad story, whereas ‘Everyone Poops in Your...”
– Hank Green, (x)
adamusprime:
what if john green had finished tfios with “like dis if u cry everytim”
pear jam
adamusprime:
delicious spread and band name typo
